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Interviewer: So where do you get all of this creativity?
Brendon: I’d have to say from my mom, you know? She’s a very creative person, she teaches creative writing, she writes herself and I’ve read some of her work an um uh, not very good, but you know she’s very creative and I’d say if I get it from anybody it’d have to be her.
Man: Don’t you have to know a little bit about soccer in order to coach it!?
Melissa: Yes! And he does know a little bit!
Coach McGuirk: Melissa stay out of this.
It reminds me of my father.
Jason: Yeah I played 11 characters, eight of them women. Including one who is five months pregnant, another who is seven months pregnant, and one who can’t conceive, but who’s pregnant.
Interviewer: My my my that is a tremendous range for someone so young.
Jason: Yes, well, stuffing a pillow under my shirt helped.
Jason: Here, I want you to have this.
Brendon: Ha! Now that’s funny!
Jason: Uh it’s not a joke.
Brendon: I’ll Cherish it.
Jason: I sort of want you to throw it out. It reminds me of my father.
Jason: Someone’s coming, were you followed?
Brendon: Yes, were you?
Jason: ..Yes…uh..whoops.
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Jason: Another round..game of chess, Brendon?
Brendon: No, uh I think three is my limit. Plus we don’t know how to play chess at all.
Jason: I know, but we like the pieces.
Brendon: The pieces are fun.
Coach McGuirk: Look, I am beginning to not want to go out with you. So, I suggest you turn this around.
